1 00:00:40,405 --> 00:02:01,370 *electronic music* 2 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:12,549 *applause* 3 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,459 Herald: Welcome to 32c3! 4 00:02:15,459 --> 00:02:21,029 Unfortunately this is the last time I am gonna say this 5 00:02:21,029 --> 00:02:22,950 I feel honored to present you 6 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:28,989 Carina and Linus with the closing event. 7 00:02:41,689 --> 00:02:44,069 Linus: To be fair, 8 00:02:44,069 --> 00:02:50,930 nobody wants to do the closing event. 9 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:52,299 You want to start? 10 00:02:52,299 --> 00:02:57,319 Carina: Especially not us. 11 00:02:57,319 --> 00:03:02,519 L: So, we want to recapitulate on some of the ideas 12 00:03:02,519 --> 00:03:06,799 that we had for this event. 13 00:03:06,799 --> 00:03:13,129 And the first question I would like to ask is: 14 00:03:13,129 --> 00:03:19,370 Who of you complied with the 6-2-1 principle? 15 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:22,790 *laughter* 16 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,250 C: He didn't. 17 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:26,809 L: I didn't. 18 00:03:26,809 --> 00:03:31,450 C: But it is quite some of you. I'm proud. 19 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:53,499 So, great. Your little special effects. Just blew the show. 20 00:03:57,699 --> 00:03:58,439 Not much sleep. 21 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:01,589 I think that's the main problem for the most of us. 22 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:05,839 At least I really could use some more. 23 00:04:05,839 --> 00:04:15,299 And, to one of the reasons for so little sleep, 24 00:04:15,299 --> 00:04:16,728 which we all got, 25 00:04:16,728 --> 00:04:20,978 is that some of you really 26 00:04:20,978 --> 00:04:26,070 appreciated our new concept for the bathrooms 27 00:04:26,070 --> 00:04:31,710 and saw the possibilities in that: 28 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:37,060 Toilet parties! 29 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:43,939 *applause* 30 00:04:43,939 --> 00:04:48,150 This is something just possible, if you don't have 31 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:49,979 gender based toilets. 32 00:04:49,979 --> 00:04:52,610 *applause* 33 00:04:52,610 --> 00:04:58,050 *applause* *music* 34 00:04:58,050 --> 00:05:03,629 At this toilet party they also had these nice glowing massage sticks, I think. 35 00:05:06,699 --> 00:05:10,629 It was really amazing, I hope lots of you enjoyed there and partied there. 36 00:05:10,629 --> 00:05:14,750 At least for a little while, because it was really hot. 37 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:22,580 L: You know at C3 events, there is one rule, that has never been changed and that is: 38 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:28,229 Before you take a picture, please ask people for consent. 39 00:05:28,229 --> 00:05:36,099 And for several years now, we have somebody here that is constantly being asked for consent, 40 00:05:36,099 --> 00:05:40,569 to take a picture with his camera of people. 41 00:05:40,569 --> 00:05:47,753 And that is one of the little highlights from my end of this event. 42 00:05:49,378 --> 00:05:54,100 *applause* 43 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:58,219 C: Something which happens at congresses with this size, 44 00:05:58,219 --> 00:06:01,790 is people lose their stuff. 45 00:06:02,090 --> 00:06:03,419 Audience: It's a person! 46 00:06:03,419 --> 00:06:04,460 C: It's a person? 47 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:06,820 OK, that's something we didn't knew and I think most people not, 48 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:09,629 because everybody was thoughting: 49 00:06:09,629 --> 00:06:11,349 Who lost his shoes? 50 00:06:11,349 --> 00:06:12,330 *laughter* 51 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:18,780 So, I wanna say, if you're missing stuff 52 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:21,720 you still can go to the info desk, there's a lost and found 53 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,069 you can grab you stuff there 54 00:06:23,069 --> 00:06:26,519 They will be there after the closing event 55 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:28,770 for a little while afterwards. 56 00:06:28,770 --> 00:06:33,639 All the stuff goes to the logistics area. 57 00:06:33,639 --> 00:06:37,490 So perhaps your friend is also there. Some people brought him there. 58 00:06:37,490 --> 00:06:38,520 *laugher* 59 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:42,789 But as we thought shoes is not the only thing that went missing. 60 00:06:42,789 --> 00:06:44,499 There is also this. 61 00:06:44,499 --> 00:06:46,200 *laugher* 62 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,159 Audience: Same person 63 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:52,059 C: Same person! Seriously?! OK! 64 00:06:52,059 --> 00:06:55,739 L: I wouldn't recognise. I wouldn't recognise. 65 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,129 C: Yes, so if you miss something, coming back to 66 00:07:03,129 --> 00:07:04,090 the serious part, 67 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,669 go to the info desk and ask if they found it there. 68 00:07:07,669 --> 00:07:11,270 It much easier to give it back from here than to have to ship it 69 00:07:11,270 --> 00:07:12,790 somewhere all through the world 70 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:15,150 Audience: Do they have IP packets? 71 00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:18,789 L: They have some IP packets left, but you must prove 72 00:07:18,789 --> 00:07:21,040 that it is yours and not spoofed. 73 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:28,360 *laughter* *applause* 74 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:35,800 You came up with a couple of challenges among them a challenge to every CERT angel. 75 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,999 That I witnessed last night! 76 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:42,009 *laughter* 77 00:07:46,264 --> 00:07:50,484 C: I think this goes without more say. 78 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:57,555 L: And you remember our little challenge. 79 00:07:58,328 --> 00:08:02,659 We have not prepared a price, because we wouldn't think, that anybody would be able 80 00:08:02,659 --> 00:08:04,409 to print this. 81 00:08:04,409 --> 00:08:06,229 And the way it is, it was impossible. 82 00:08:06,229 --> 00:08:09,639 You see the fleeting lines somewhere and I think 83 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:14,620 3D printing is just not there yet. 84 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:17,409 But I think there is somebody in the audience that would like to 85 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:23,073 present their attempt in 3D printing the logo. 86 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:27,249 *applause* 87 00:08:27,249 --> 00:08:33,940 *raging applause* 88 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,120 L: Congratulations Obelix! 89 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,820 C: Congratulations! Really nice. 90 00:08:55,790 --> 00:08:58,950 L: I need to buy you a beer, or something. I really didn't think, 91 00:08:58,950 --> 00:09:01,329 that anybody would be that crazy. 92 00:09:01,329 --> 00:09:03,160 *laughter* 93 00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:07,510 It took 18 hours to print that thing. 94 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:13,060 And that was the time and effort tradeoff to make 95 00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:16,490 it until 7 today, so it would be here 96 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,229 for the closing ceremony. 97 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,489 C: We brought you the whole video. 98 00:09:20,489 --> 00:09:26,969 *applause* 99 00:09:27,509 --> 00:09:30,240 I don't know, exists there a whole video for somebody, 100 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,380 who wants to enjoy the whole thing? 101 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:36,180 L: I don't know. 102 00:09:40,704 --> 00:09:46,700 C: Something we also talked about at the opening was the angels. 103 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:52,120 I heard, that when we showed you the logo and 104 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,720 especially the URL, 105 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,430 they had a peak on their webserver. 106 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,089 Very nice. 107 00:09:59,089 --> 00:10:03,960 In total we had, can you give me the number, 108 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,490 1350 active angels 109 00:10:07,490 --> 00:10:19,990 *raging applause* 110 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:25,360 These angels did more than 15000 work hours up to now 111 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:33,259 *applause* 112 00:10:33,259 --> 00:10:35,580 I am really proud to say that we topped 113 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:37,360 the number from last year. 114 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,100 Like I wished at the opening. 115 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:45,480 What I learned afterwards, is that already during the opening, we had topped 116 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,410 the number from last year. 117 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:54,760 applause 118 00:10:54,760 --> 00:11:00,509 So, unluckily it was not our nice speech which brought all of you, 119 00:11:00,509 --> 00:11:06,130 but already you yourself signed up, who signed up early. Very nice. 120 00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:14,100 Yes, but, even if congress comes to an end and this is the closing it is not over. 121 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:17,759 There's still a lot to clean up in the whole house. 122 00:11:17,759 --> 00:11:23,600 So, please if you go out here, help where ever you can. 123 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,120 You don't need to be an angel for that. 124 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:32,250 Just ask where you can help, pick up stuff, collect things, there's really much to do. 125 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:37,949 And everyone from us wants to finish early, so that we can go to the after party tonight. 126 00:11:37,949 --> 00:11:44,470 L: One little request from the clean up team please don't just help in a way that 127 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,800 you think you're helping. 128 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,290 *laugher* 129 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:55,220 Please ask at heaven, what exactly it is, that you could help with. 130 00:11:58,781 --> 00:12:01,419 So now 131 00:12:01,419 --> 00:12:03,529 We're going to do a little exercise. 132 00:12:05,136 --> 00:12:06,710 C: No, no sports! 133 00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:08,760 L: No sports! (laughing) 134 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:12,829 *applause* 135 00:12:12,829 --> 00:12:20,360 We are going to take a little mental trip. 136 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:27,240 And I want you to now be totally silent. 137 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,399 Close your eyes. 138 00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:35,170 And lean back in your chair. 139 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:41,370 I still hear noise. 140 00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:46,870 And now you slowly breathe in, 141 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:52,808 and then breathe out, 142 00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:57,150 and again breathing in, 143 00:12:58,190 --> 00:13:00,428 and out. 144 00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:04,089 In front of your inner eye 145 00:13:04,089 --> 00:13:07,769 you see the chaos. 146 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:14,130 And you release the tension from your left leg 147 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:18,390 and you release the tension from your right leg 148 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,209 and you breath in 149 00:13:22,739 --> 00:13:25,690 and out. 150 00:13:28,676 --> 00:13:30,930 C: Remember, 151 00:13:30,930 --> 00:13:33,480 when you first arrived at CCH 152 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,860 and Fairy Dust was there. 153 00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:38,040 Waiting for you. 154 00:13:39,683 --> 00:13:41,693 L: Remember, 155 00:13:41,693 --> 00:13:45,269 when you saw that talk, you had been waiting for 156 00:13:45,269 --> 00:13:47,134 all the time. 157 00:13:48,898 --> 00:13:50,620 C: Remember, 158 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:54,329 when you did not get into the talk, you wanted to see 159 00:13:54,329 --> 00:13:58,699 had to watch a different one. And it was so awesome. 160 00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:02,040 L: Remember, 161 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,090 when you first met someone, 162 00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:05,989 you only knew from the interwebz. 163 00:14:08,859 --> 00:14:09,819 C: Remember, 164 00:14:09,819 --> 00:14:14,379 when you had your first tasty drink in the lounge. 165 00:14:16,339 --> 00:14:17,730 L: Remember, 166 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:22,790 when you were getting ready to leave, met someone and suddenly 167 00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:24,620 the sun came up again. 168 00:14:27,556 --> 00:14:29,379 C: Remember, 169 00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:32,749 when you had two hours of sleep, one meal 170 00:14:32,749 --> 00:14:34,430 and six showers. 171 00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:36,211 *laugher* 172 00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:40,870 L: Remember, 173 00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:45,850 when you learned something, that you thought, that you would never understand. 174 00:14:47,794 --> 00:14:49,970 C: Remember, 175 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:53,149 when you saw the joy in the eye of a little kid, 176 00:14:53,149 --> 00:14:55,856 that was soldering a robot. 177 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,529 L: Remember, 178 00:15:00,529 --> 00:15:06,319 when you finally found that awesome sticker, you had been searching for all day long. 179 00:15:08,076 --> 00:15:09,889 C: Remember, 180 00:15:09,889 --> 00:15:13,369 when you saw all the cool children toys and were jealous, 181 00:15:13,369 --> 00:15:16,809 because they were all used by children. 182 00:15:16,809 --> 00:15:18,070 *laughter* 183 00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,459 L: Remember, 184 00:15:22,459 --> 00:15:26,310 that funny shirt, that one person wore. 185 00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:29,089 C: Remember, 186 00:15:29,089 --> 00:15:33,930 when you took an involuntary nap during a lecture. 187 00:15:36,867 --> 00:15:38,069 L: Remember, 188 00:15:38,069 --> 00:15:42,829 all the inspiring, funny, thoughtful, and nonsense 189 00:15:42,829 --> 00:15:45,762 conversations. 190 00:15:47,149 --> 00:15:50,709 and now, please, take the feeling 191 00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:52,569 you have right now 192 00:15:52,569 --> 00:15:54,600 and keep it in your heart 193 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,470 as an infinite source of energy. 194 00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:03,319 C: And now, we want you to release this energy 195 00:16:03,319 --> 00:16:07,599 to thank everybody, not only for their work at congress 196 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:10,470 but also throughout the years. 197 00:16:11,775 --> 00:16:13,599 L: On the count of three 198 00:16:14,229 --> 00:16:20,769 let us ecstatically cheer and applaud so loudly 199 00:16:20,769 --> 00:16:26,829 that Lemmy Kilmister raises from the dead to compain about the fucking noise. 200 00:16:26,829 --> 00:16:27,949 *laughter* 201 00:16:28,745 --> 00:16:31,100 C and L: one 202 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,950 two 203 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,789 three 204 00:16:34,789 --> 00:17:47,400 *raging applause* 205 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:58,430 *laughter* 206 00:17:58,430 --> 00:18:05,722 *applause* 207 00:18:12,838 --> 00:18:15,060 *electronic music* 208 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,748 Female narrator: [German] Die Digitalisierung durchdringt unsere Gesellschaft 209 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:21,810 und die Nutzung informationstechnischer Systeme und des Internets 210 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,110 schreiten unaufhörlich voran. 211 00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:27,060 Das bietet neue Chancen, schafft Freiräume 212 00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:29,180 und ermöglicht Synergien. 213 00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:33,920 Das Netz beeinflusst unser gesamtes öffentliches und privates Leben. 214 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,910 Über Branchengrenzen hinweg 215 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:38,560 sind mehr als die Hälfte aller Unternehmen in Deutschland 216 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,010 vom Internet abhängig. 217 00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:42,020 Male narrator: [German] All diese Einrichtungen oder Firmen 218 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,890 könnten gehackt werden. 219 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:47,780 *electronic music* 220 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:52,530 Male narrator: [German] Die Gefahr von Hacking ist aktueller denn je. 221 00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,733 De Maiziere: [German] Und dann bräuchte ich mal 'ne Krisen-Nummer von Ihnen. 222 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:55,700 Third male narrator: [German] Ja, und warum? 223 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,122 De Maiziere: [German] Ja, um da anzurufen. 224 00:18:57,122 --> 00:19:07,306 *electronic music* 225 00:19:07,306 --> 00:19:09,477 Fourth male narrator: [German] Ich vertraue meinem Provider nicht. 226 00:19:09,477 --> 00:19:15,413 Ich vertrau, ich vertrau dem Anbieter nicht. Ich vertrau dem Staat nicht. Aber ich änder' mein Verhalten nicht. 227 00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:17,629 Male narrator [German] (mixed): Das ist definitiv gefährlich. 228 00:19:17,961 --> 00:19:23,187 Ich vertrau Safe Harbor nicht. Ich vertrau meinem Airbag nicht. 229 00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:26,030 Ich vertrau dem Chaos Computer Club nicht. 230 00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:28,220 De Maiziere: Und ehrlich gesagt, dass nenn ich sorglos. 231 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,520 Maassen: Wir sind ein attraktiver Arbeitgeber 232 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,370 Male Narrator: Warum? 233 00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,760 Maassen: in manchen Bereichen unseres Hauses, kann man all das machen, 234 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:38,360 was man schon immer machen wollte, aber man ist straflos. 235 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,120 Zum Beispiel Telekommunikations-Ueberwachung. 236 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:47,480 Narrator: Herr Range hat eine Pressekonferenz einberufen und in der hat er gesagt, 237 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:54,010 dass der Justizminister unerträglich in die Unabhängigkeit der Justiz eingegriffen hat. 238 00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:58,680 Das kann man auch übersetzen in den Satz, 239 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,740 Bitte entlassen Sie mich in den Ruhestand, Herr Justizminister. 240 00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:03,840 De Maiziere: Dann bräuchte ich dann mal 'ne Krisen-Nummer von Ihnen. 241 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:04,800 Male narrator: Ja und warum? 242 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,020 De Maiziere: Ja, verstehen Sie bitte, dass ich darauf 243 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,759 keine Antwort geben möchte. 244 00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:09,923 Male narrator: Warum? 245 00:20:09,923 --> 00:20:13,380 De Maiziere: Ein Teil dieser Antworten würde die Bevölkerung verunsichern. 246 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:20,910 *electronic music* 247 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:23,250 De Maiziere: Lassen Sie es mich an einem Beispiel sagen: 248 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,460 Sie können ein sicheres Auto haben, mit Airbag 249 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,400 Sie können sich anschnallen 250 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,280 Sie können sich an die Verkehrsregeln halten, 251 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:34,730 wenn Sie aber trotzdem sorglos fahren, produzieren Sie einen Unfall. 252 00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:36,270 De Maiziere: Und dann bräuchte ich dann mal 253 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:38,500 'ne Krisen-Nummer von Ihnen. 254 00:20:39,357 --> 00:20:50,124 *applause* 255 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,430 Herald: [German] Mit einem lachenden und einem weinenden Auge sage ich 256 00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:55,129 vielen Dank für dieses tolle Closing Event.