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*electronic music*

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*applause*

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Herald: Welcome to 32c3!

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Unfortunately this is the last time
I am gonna say this

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I feel honored to present you

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Carina and Linus with the closing event.

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Linus: To be fair,

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nobody wants to do the closing event.

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You want to start?

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Carina: Especially not us.

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L: So, we want to recapitulate on some of
the ideas

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that we had for this event.

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And the first question I would like to ask
is:

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Who of you complied with the 6-2-1 principle?

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*laughter*

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C: He didn't.

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L: I didn't.

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C: But it is quite some of you. I'm proud.

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So, great. Your little special effects. Just
blew the show.

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Not much sleep.

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I think that's the main problem for the most
of us.

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At least I really could use some more.

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And, to one of the reasons for so little sleep,

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which we all got,

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is that some of you really

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appreciated our new concept for the bathrooms

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and saw the possibilities in that:

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Toilet parties!

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*applause*

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This is something just possible,
if you don't have

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gender based toilets.

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*applause*

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*applause*
*music*

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At this toilet party they also had these
nice glowing massage sticks, I think.

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It was really amazing, I hope lots of you
enjoyed there and partied there.

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At least for a little while, because
it was really hot.

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L: You know at C3 events, there is one rule,
that has never been changed and that is:

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Before you take a picture,
please ask people for consent.

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And for several years now, we have somebody
here that is constantly being asked for consent,

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to take a picture with his camera of people.

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And that is one of the little highlights
from my end of this event.

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*applause*

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C: Something which happens at congresses
with this size,

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is people lose their stuff.

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Audience: It's a person!

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C: It's a person?

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OK, that's something we didn't knew
and I think most people not,

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because everybody was thoughting:

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Who lost his shoes?

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*laughter*

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So, I wanna say,
if you're missing stuff

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you still can go to the info desk, there's
a lost and found

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you can grab you stuff there

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They will be there after the closing event

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for a little while afterwards.

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All the stuff goes to the logistics area.

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So perhaps your friend is also there.
Some people brought him there.

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*laugher*

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But as we thought shoes is not
the only thing that went missing.

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There is also this.

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*laugher*

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Audience: Same person

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C: Same person! Seriously?!
OK!

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L: I wouldn't recognise.
I wouldn't recognise.

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C: Yes, so if you miss something,
coming back to

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the serious part,

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go to the info desk and ask if they found
it there.

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It much easier to give it back from
here than to have to ship it

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somewhere all through the world

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Audience:
Do they have IP packets?

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L: They have some IP packets left, but you
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that it is yours and not spoofed.

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*laughter*
*applause*

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You came up with a couple of challenges among
them a challenge to every CERT angel.

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That I witnessed last night!

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*laughter*

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C: I think this goes without more say.

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L: And you remember our little challenge.

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We have not prepared a price, because
we wouldn't think, that anybody would be able

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to print this.

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And the way it is, it was impossible.

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You see the fleeting lines somewhere and I
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3D printing is just not there yet.

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But I think there is somebody in the audience
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present their attempt in 3D printing the logo.

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*applause*

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*raging applause*

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L: Congratulations Obelix!

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C: Congratulations!
Really nice.

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L: I need to buy you a beer, or something.
I really didn't think,

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that anybody would be that crazy.

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*laughter*

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It took 18 hours to print that thing.

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And that was the time and effort tradeoff
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it until 7 today, so it would be here

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for the closing ceremony.

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C: We brought you the whole video.

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*applause*

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I don't know, exists there a whole video
for somebody,

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who wants to enjoy the whole thing?

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L: I don't know.

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C: Something we also talked about
at the opening was the angels.

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I heard, that when we showed you the logo
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especially the URL,

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they had a peak on their webserver.

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Very nice.

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In total we had,
can you give me the number,

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1350 active angels

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*raging applause*

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These angels did more than
15000 work hours up to now

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*applause*

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I am really proud to say that we topped

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the number from last year.

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Like I wished at the opening.

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What I learned afterwards, is that already
during the opening, we had topped

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the number from last year.

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applause

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So, unluckily it was not our nice speech
which brought all of you,

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but already you yourself signed up,
who signed up early. Very nice.

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Yes, but, even if congress comes to an end
and this is the closing it is not over.

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There's still a lot to clean up
in the whole house.

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So, please if you go out here, help
where ever you can.

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You don't need to be an angel for that.

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Just ask where you can help, pick up stuff,
collect things, there's really much to do.

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And everyone from us wants to finish early,
so that we can go to the after party tonight.

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L: One little request from the clean up team
please don't just help in a way that

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you think you're helping.

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*laugher*

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Please ask at heaven, what exactly it is,
that you could help with.

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So now

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We're going to do a little exercise.

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C: No, no sports!

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L: No sports!
(laughing)

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*applause*

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We are going
to take a little mental trip.

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And I want you to now be totally silent.

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Close your eyes.

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And lean back in your chair.

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I still hear noise.

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And now you slowly breathe in,

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and then breathe out,

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and again breathing in,

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and out.

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In front of your inner eye

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you see the chaos.

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And you release the tension
from your left leg

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and you release the tension
from your right leg

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and you breath in

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and out.

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C: Remember,

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when you first arrived at CCH

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and Fairy Dust was there.

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Waiting for you.

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L: Remember,

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when you saw that talk,
you had been waiting for

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all the time.

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C: Remember,

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when you did not get into the talk,
you wanted to see

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had to watch a different one.
And it was so awesome.

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L: Remember,

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when you first met someone,

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you only knew
from the interwebz.

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C: Remember,

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when you had your first tasty drink
in the lounge.

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L: Remember,

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when you were getting ready to leave,
met someone and suddenly

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the sun came up again.

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C: Remember,

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when you had two hours of sleep,
one meal

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and six showers.

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*laugher*

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L: Remember,

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when you learned something, that you thought,
that you would never understand.

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C: Remember,

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when you saw the joy in the eye
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that was soldering a robot.

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L: Remember,

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when you finally found that awesome sticker,
you had been searching for all day long.

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C: Remember,

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when you saw all the cool children toys
and were jealous,

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because they were all used by children.

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*laughter*

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L: Remember,

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that funny shirt, that one person wore.

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C: Remember,

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when you took
an involuntary nap during a lecture.

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L: Remember,

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all the inspiring, funny, thoughtful, and
nonsense

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conversations.

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and now, please, take the feeling

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you have right now

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and keep it in your heart

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as an infinite source of energy.

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C: And now, we want you to release this energy

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to thank everybody, not only for 
their work at congress

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but also throughout the years.

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L: On the count of three

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let us ecstatically cheer
and applaud so loudly

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that Lemmy Kilmister raises from the dead
to compain about the fucking noise.

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*laughter*

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C and L: one

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two

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three

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*raging applause*

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*laughter*

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*applause*

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*electronic music*

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Female narrator: [German]
Die Digitalisierung durchdringt unsere Gesellschaft

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und die Nutzung informationstechnischer Systeme
und des Internets

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schreiten unaufhörlich voran.

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Das bietet neue Chancen,
schafft Freiräume

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und ermöglicht Synergien.

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Das Netz beeinflusst unser gesamtes
öffentliches und privates Leben.

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Über Branchengrenzen hinweg

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sind mehr als die Hälfte
aller Unternehmen in Deutschland

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vom Internet abhängig.

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Male narrator: [German]
All diese Einrichtungen oder Firmen

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könnten gehackt werden.

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*electronic music*

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Male narrator: [German]
Die Gefahr von Hacking ist aktueller denn je.

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De Maiziere: [German]
Und dann bräuchte ich mal 'ne
Krisen-Nummer von Ihnen.

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Third male narrator: [German]
Ja, und warum?

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De Maiziere: [German]
Ja, um da anzurufen.

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*electronic music*

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Fourth male narrator: [German]
Ich vertraue meinem Provider nicht.

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Ich vertrau, ich vertrau dem Anbieter nicht.
Ich vertrau dem Staat nicht.
Aber ich änder' mein Verhalten nicht.

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Male narrator [German] (mixed):
Das ist definitiv gefährlich.

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Ich vertrau Safe Harbor nicht.
Ich vertrau meinem Airbag nicht.

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Ich vertrau dem Chaos Computer Club nicht.

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De Maiziere: Und ehrlich gesagt,
dass nenn ich sorglos.

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Maassen: Wir sind ein attraktiver Arbeitgeber

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Male Narrator: Warum?

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Maassen: in manchen Bereichen unseres Hauses,
kann man all das machen,

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was man schon immer machen wollte,
aber man ist straflos.

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Zum Beispiel Telekommunikations-Ueberwachung.

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Narrator: Herr Range hat eine Pressekonferenz
einberufen und in der hat er gesagt,

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dass der Justizminister unerträglich in die
Unabhängigkeit der Justiz eingegriffen hat.

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Das kann man auch übersetzen
in den Satz,

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Bitte entlassen Sie mich in den Ruhestand,
Herr Justizminister.

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De Maiziere: Dann bräuchte ich dann mal 'ne
Krisen-Nummer von Ihnen.

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Male narrator: Ja und warum?

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De Maiziere: Ja, verstehen Sie bitte,
dass ich darauf

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keine Antwort geben möchte.

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Male narrator: Warum?

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De Maiziere: Ein Teil dieser Antworten würde
die Bevölkerung verunsichern.

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*electronic music*

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De Maiziere: Lassen Sie es mich
an einem Beispiel sagen:

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Sie können ein sicheres Auto haben,
mit Airbag

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Sie können sich anschnallen

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Sie können sich an die Verkehrsregeln halten,

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wenn Sie aber trotzdem sorglos fahren,
produzieren Sie einen Unfall.

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De Maiziere:
Und dann bräuchte ich dann mal

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'ne Krisen-Nummer von Ihnen.

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*applause*

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Herald: [German] Mit einem lachenden und einem
weinenden Auge sage ich

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vielen Dank für dieses tolle Closing Event.